friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via niskanens)


literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

(via helpfvl)


when i’m just tryna get to pop glam and willow pape talks shit


(Source: livegoodgoblue, via snuggiehamilton)

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via rain-force)

Anonymous said: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE


because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004



it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack, via talvensotilas)