shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

(via coke-and-poprocks)

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via tuukka-tantrum)

"Tyler Seguin is a fuckboy and that’s wildly unattractive."
- what my dignity would say if I had any (via branclonbollig)

(via tuukka-tantrum)

tamorapierce:

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

This is a very good point.

(via gossipinq)

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

(via sox-andthecity)

relatetable:

asvprock:

meet-you-in-rehab:

asvprock:

I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN 
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH 
THAT IS EPIC 
BUT 
BUT 
HOW????????????????!

imageThis is us!

image

(via humorking)

bands-and-obsession:

i really think that my mom would be so mad at me if she discovered

  • all the tweets i’ve tweeted
  • the smuts that i’ve read
  • all the fanfics i’m currently reading 
  • i cuss on every social media
  • my dirty thoughts about my fav
  • my knowledge about sex even i’m still a virgin bc of all the sex scenes involved in every smut/blurb/imagine/fanfic

she would probably pour holy water all over me