honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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wolfmanwilliams said: top 5 things about sidney crosby :)


1) his love for hockey
2) his kissable lips
3) his hot body!
4) his laugh
5) him


porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet

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*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

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i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me


instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her


she doesn’t get it

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"Everything is temporary."
- 3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via fujck)

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