198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via evgeniemalkin)

infinite3wonderland:

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

with going to the bathroom or getting the apple? I’m confused

(Source: me-living-my-life, via 1dandwellme)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via bieksasjuice)

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via helpfvl)

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(via unretrieved)

crackpoutine:

"sidney crosby sucks"

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"sidney crosby is overrated"

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(via deter-vladimirovich1871)

bakingcheesebuns:

when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period 

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(via greetings)