zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via niskanens)

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

(via helpfvl)

realdownntomars:

when i’m just tryna get to pop glam and willow pape talks shit

 image

(Source: livegoodgoblue, via snuggiehamilton)

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via rain-force)

Anonymous said: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack, via talvensotilas)