demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via greetings)

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
- (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via plagal)

kardayeshian:

If you’re saying you wouldn’t fuck the shit out of Gilinsky, you’re fucking lying

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via humorking)

drunktrophywife:

just some of my favorite boys

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

(via buckleupbaby)

kesselphil:

hello @all of the nhl drafts, im single

(via liiamdunda)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via parkingstrange)

jocelynseip:

sidney crosby is a big ol nerd and i wanna kiss him forever

(via accueillons-nos-canadiens)